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Joke of the Day
"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"
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"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"
"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."
"The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial."
"Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares."
"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry"
"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."
"My pup has now chewed up 4 welcome mats and I'm beginning to think she's more antisocial than I am."
"Ukrainian underpants Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants? Because Chernobyl fall out"