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Joke of the Day
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"
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"ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher *closes dishwasher door* *turns it on* *turns around* TEASPOON: You're not gonna believe this"
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."
"I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I'm going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care."
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people"
"A man visits the doctor. The doctor says to the man: ""I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease."" To which the man answers: ""Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."""
"I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."
"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"