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Joke of the Day
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"
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"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."
"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."
"Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance"
"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"
"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"
"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."
"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."