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Joke of the Day
"What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?"
Next Joke
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"
"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."
"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."
"Did you hear about the deaths from bird flu? They were all chicken"
"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"
"Are you today's date? Because you're only 1/10."
"My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks."
"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."
"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."