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Joke of the Day
"Are you today's date? Because you're only 1/10."
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"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"
"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."
"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A consistent pounding sensation in your ass."
"A big girl once came up to me and said ""I think you're fatist."" I said ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble."
"Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything."
"Saying ""guns don't kill people, bullets do"" is like saying ""I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."""