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Joke of the Day
"Are you today's date? Because you're only 1/10."
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"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."
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"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"
"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."