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Joke of the Day

"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"

"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."

"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"

"Real women don't chase men. We set traps."

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."

"I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4"

"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"Male secretary : ""Feel free to use my dictaphone."" New blonde employee : ""No thanks I'll just use my finger like everyone else."""

"I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!"