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Joke of the Day

"My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks."

"Played an organ for the first time today I really enjoyed it, but my patient didn't."

"The word ""beard"" comes from an old Latin phrase meaning ""sit on my face"""

"Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks."

"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."

"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"

"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."

"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"

"""I love you. I'd do anything for you."" -let me see your phone real quick ""You're smothering me. I need some space"""