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Joke of the Day

"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

"Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?"

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"Babies are the most helpless & vulnerable of humans, it's fked up that they're the only humans you're allowed to just throw into the air."

"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"

"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"

"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"

"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."

"Hey hot single dads; I wanna call you daddy too."