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Joke of the Day

"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"

"The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is ""We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"""

"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."

"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"

"anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough"

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."

"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."

"What kind of potato chips do dogs like best? RUFFles"

"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."