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Joke of the Day
"Hey hot single dads; I wanna call you daddy too."
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"Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."
"I don't get sports lingo. It's always offsides this, penalty that, murder this, sexual assault that."
"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"
"How do crabs get out of hospitals? On crotches."
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in three's? The sign says ""no trespassing."""