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Joke of the Day
"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"
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"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."
"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."
"Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"
"I was telling a friend how Jewish people call god by another name, and he was like ""No way!"", and I was like... ""No, seriously. They do."""
"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel depressed and miserable."
"wwow i dropped my phone with my twitter open and people crowded around reading it and applauding and women threw roses and kissed my feet"
"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."
"An English man asked an American how he liked his tea The American replied, ""in the harbor."""