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Joke of the Day

"Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?"

"How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!"

"Wtf this movie was not at all like the book! Friend: It was, are you sure you read the book? Sure I did. I read between the lines."

"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."

"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."

"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"

"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "

"Understanding women"

"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"