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Joke of the Day

"Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?"

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"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
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"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"
"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "
"Understanding women"
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