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Joke of the Day
"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."
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"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."
"What sound does a shotgun make? Kurt Kurt Cobain"
"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."
"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."
"I'm getting restraining orders against all the cops so I can do anything I want"
"People who pronounce didn't as.""dih-in't"" please doh-on't."
"My dealer texts to ask if I'm straight and I'm not even sure how that's relevant to our arrangement"
"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?"