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Joke of the Day
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"
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"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."
"Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: ""If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here."" ""But I want to leave here."" Touche."
"My retirement plan is to die young and broke."
"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"
"When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."
"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"
"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."
"How does a Muslim shut a door? Islams it."
"I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels."