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Joke of the Day

"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."

"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a big hole."

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."

"What is a cat's favorite vacation spot? Maui."

"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."

"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."

"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""