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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"
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"Bucks vs. Falcons REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight? LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!"
"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"
"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."
"If I had Unlimited resources.. I would adopt midget babies from different parts of the world, and raise them in a secluded plot of land somewhere and raise them to believe I am God. :)"
"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
"Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard."
"My girlfriend says I've got commitment issues.... Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife. -Stuart Francis"
"""Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff"" I feel it says all u need to know about me ""He's drunk with a cheeseburger"" Yes"
"What was the precursor to USB? USA"