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Joke of the Day
"When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."
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"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"
"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."