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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels."

"Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK"

"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."

"Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis"

"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""

"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"

"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."