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Joke of the Day
"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."
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"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"
"What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? ""Don't worry, it's a naan issue."""
"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"
"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came outta the cupboard ."
"You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo."
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."
"Crime tip: commit all your crimes in space NASA is not the space police there are no laws up there you will not go to jail"