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Joke of the Day

"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."

"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."

"Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing."

"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."

"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."

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