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Joke of the Day

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."

"Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!"

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."

"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"

"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"

"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."

"Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils."

"I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones"