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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"

"What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator."

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."

"What you call a black priest? Holy shit."

"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you"

"The Greatest Pun Ever. I actually don't know what it is, but I often punder about it."

"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."

"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."