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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"

"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""

"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"

"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."

"All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions."

"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."

"My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday."