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Joke of the Day

"""longest word"" What is the longest word in the English language? . SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."

"It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented."

"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"

"INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something."

"Nerd crush in Star Wars originals was Carrie Fisher. Nerd crush in Star Wars Force Awakens... The stormtrooper who yells **""TRAITOR!**"

"Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview"

"Where do post go when they die in Reddit? Everywhere else."

"Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!"

"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."