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Joke of the Day

"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."

"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."

"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"

"How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"""

"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile."