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Joke of the Day
"My new years resolution........ Hopefully 4k 55''"
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"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty..."
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."
"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""
"A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?"
"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."
"I like to stand near people on gluten-free diets and eat as much gluten as I can and say things like ""Mmmm, sweet gluten."""