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Joke of the Day

"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."

"Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes."

"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."

"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."

"Why do women like men who can work on cars? They know how to work under the hood!"

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."

"I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield."

"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""

"My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me."