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Joke of the Day

"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."

"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""

"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."

"Two owls were playing pool. One said ""Two hits."" The other replied ""Two hits to who?"""

"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix"

"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"

"My sex party was a big disappointment... Nobody came."