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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""

"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."

"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"

"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"

"How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) ."

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."

"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"

"Time really flies by. Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater."

"Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card. I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW"