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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years."

"What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!"

"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."

"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."

"Stalk your awful ex on Twitter, Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll. 'Tis the season to be bitter. Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll."

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."

"I heard your mom won a gold medal! I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!"

"What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'"

"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."