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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."

"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."

"Your honor, the victim was stabbed 18 times. (Capri Sun Court)"

"My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control. I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?"

"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."

"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"

"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"

"Damn girl, are you a ""damn girl"" joke? Because I want to see you everywhere for the first 5 minutes, then suddenly none of you."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"A Priest, rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar And orders a drink"