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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."

"What's something you can drive, but also throw? A Fit!!!!!!!!!!"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A nigg-air!"

"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."

"Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill"

"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."

"The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes"

"I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones"

"How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys."

"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."