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Joke of the Day
"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."
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"What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned? A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker."
"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."
"""What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?"" ""An octopus?"" ""No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"""
"Still don't know what I did wrong. My girlfriend was happy when I brought her home a bouquet of flowers. Her mood changed when I told her I found them by a lamp post."
"Standing closer to me in line right up my ass will not make it go faster. Back the fuck up you faggott"
"What do you call the armed group in Oregon? Vanilla Isis."
"Whats the worst part about being a news reporter? The shootings"
"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"
"Chefs who can't admit failure present: Soft-boiled eggs Steak tartare Twice-baked potatoes Sour cream Calzones Pineapple upside down cake"