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Joke of the Day
"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
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"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."
"A man contemplates if it's worth masturbating now so he can last longer in bed later. It will come in handy."
"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"
"I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... ...it's cheesy."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"
"How did cell embarrass vegeta? He put a hole in his trunks."
"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"
"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"
"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""