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Joke of the Day
"So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't."
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"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins."
"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"
"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"
"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."
"DAEEM GURRL . . . you must be suicidal thoughts, cause you've been running through my mind all day. - Jim Hamilton"
"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"