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Joke of the Day

"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."

"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."

"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."

"Why did the rope go to jail? Because he was knotty"

"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."

"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."