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Joke of the Day

"DAEEM GURRL . . . you must be suicidal thoughts, cause you've been running through my mind all day. - Jim Hamilton"

"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."

"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"

"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"

"Did you know Hitler's father was a cobbler? He made Jews."

"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"

"If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it"

"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"

"How do you beat someone in an argument? Use your fists."

"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"