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Joke of the Day
"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"
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"If I had a quarter for every time a homeless person asked me for change I still wouldn't give him any"
"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"
"What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident? The url."
"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"
"me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice"
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty-six year olds? There's 20 of them!"
"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""
"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette's. The librarian says, ""Fcuk off, you cunt."" The man says, ""Yep, that's the one."""
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."