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Joke of the Day

"Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober."

"Who do you call when you need a dock fixed? A docktor."

"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"

"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"

"I got my dog a tinder... He loves chasing pussy"

"[first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally."

"[blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*"

"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special"