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Joke of the Day

"[first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally."

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"

"What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles."

"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."

"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"What's your favorite pickup line? Mine is the Ford F Series."