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Joke of the Day

"I got my dog a tinder... He loves chasing pussy"

"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."

"'NSFW' Why didn't Mrs. Claus ever have kids? Because Santa always comes down the chimney."

"I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there."

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? A polar bear."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"

"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."

"Did you know statistically you're more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a breadknife"