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Joke of the Day
"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"
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"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"
"Why can't unicorns play soccer? Because they don't exist"
"I've always wanted to oversee a graveyard I hear they get a ton of sex. (If I have to explain it, it ain't worth explaining.)"
"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."
"My therapist says I'm paranoid. He didn't *actually* say that I but I know he was thinking it."
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"
"My British girlfriend was complaining about her period again I told her to stop being such a bloody cunt."
"When I count my blessings, I count you twice, subtract 4, multiply by 8, and divide by 15 because I don't know how math or blessings work."
"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""