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Joke of the Day
"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
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"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"
"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""
"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"
"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."
"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"
"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."
"My sister while kneading dough: ""This hand workout dough!"""