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Joke of the Day

"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."

"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."

"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."

"If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer."

"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days."

"Did you recover from your operation? Not yet. The doctor says I still have two more payments."

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."