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Joke of the Day
"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"
Next Joke
"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."
"What does a house wear? Address!"
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."
"Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball."
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."
"What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? A coffin."
"Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married... because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single."