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Joke of the Day

"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."

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"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."
"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"
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"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"
"THIS is best joke ever :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&feature=youtu.be"
"Where do guys go when they want to get their penis sized and fitted? The Cocktailor."
"A man goes into a bar And that's where he stayed for most of my childhood."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."