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Joke of the Day
"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"
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"I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"
"Why did all the black people die in the war? Because when they captain said, ""GET DOWN!"" They all started dancing.."
"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor."
"The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2...... with a knife."
"*Stands in wood & sets self on fire* ""OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" I want to look hot on tinder."
"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""