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"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"
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"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."
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"What does Sherlock call his friends? His Holmies"
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"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"
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