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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."
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"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"
"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking"
"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."
"When my kids get older I'm going to discourage them from drinking.This way if I need a liver I can just harvest one of theirs."
"Of all the things Dave misses his Mother-in-laws virginity the most."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."