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Joke of the Day

"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"

"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"My sister would make a great politician... ...she avoids directly answering questions and always leads the blame to someone else, whether she has proof or not."

"What's red, white, and black all over? An American plantation."

"Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"Now I have 2 accounts a friend suggested I retweet myself when I'm bored. Sounds like my sex life at the moment"

"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"

"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"