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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
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"What is a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."
"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"
"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"
"Son: Mom mom at school they call me a liar Mom: Shut up, you dont even go to school"
"What's the most racist math discipline? Statistics."
"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"
"sorry I had to unfriend you on Facebook after you accepted my Facebook friend request one second after I sent it to you at 3 in the morning"
"A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."
"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"