1942

Joke of the Day

"Uncle Frank's will stipulates he be cremated & his ashes added to the vegetable water sprayers at the local grocery store. He will be mist."

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"I'm really worried what will happen if Donald Trump runs as a third party candidate. I'm afraid there will be hell toupee."
"There's two things I can't stand in this world: people intolerant of other's cultures... and the Dutch."
"My wife said she wanted to see ""Fifty Shades Of Grey"". So I showed her a picture of her hair."
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