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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
Next Joke
"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."
"GUY: I dare you ME: no G: I double dog dare you ME: no G: I TRIPLE dog dare you! ME: [realizing if I keep this up ill get a lot of dogs] no"
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."
"Um, my eyes are up here. -giraffes"
"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."
"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."
"What do you call a baby Cosmonaut? Yuri Googoogagarin. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."
"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"
"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."