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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"
Next Joke
"the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me"
"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."
"I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's"
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."
"So... I want Ebola cereal... "
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job? Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic."