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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression."

"I want to apologize to the person who followed me at 2:21am and unfollowed me by 6:45am. It was a wild ride, and I will miss you."

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Wanna hear a joke? Fine Bros."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"